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Joke of the Day

"A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan... A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan. After hearing about this, his friend says ""So, what was it like to be in the arms of an angel?"""

"What's a jewish man's favourite song? Tanakh Tanakh Tun"

"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"

"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"

"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"

"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"

"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"Every year there's a teacher I hate. The past three years it's been my 10th grade teacher."

"You don't know... ...until you find out!"

"The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend"