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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."

"What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report"

"Honey! I'm pregnant! Hello pregnant, I'm Dad."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""

"You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your mom's ass"

"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."

"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."