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Joke of the Day

"Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition."

"Grandma's funeral ft. Pitbull"

"Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long."

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"Why do so many pigs die whilst eating apples?"

"[at wedding] Is there any reason why these two shouldn't be wed? * me yelling * SHE THINKS WOLVERINE COULD BEAT PREDATOR *pianist vomits*"

"Why doesn't anyone care about the plot in porn? Because, nobody appreciates good friction anymore."

"God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday"

"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."

"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."