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Joke of the Day
"Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition."
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"A man took an airline to court because his luggage was stolen. Unfortunately, he lost his case."
"How are asians and really obese people alike? They both can't see their dicks, but they know it's there."
"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"
"In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary."
"Give me a massage ""Mm okay"" *rubs oil all over her* *things get hot* *things get too hot* *she bursts into flames* ""Dang I used petroleum"""
"Why did the kid only water half the lawn? Because there was a 50% chance of rain"
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do."
"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""