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Joke of the Day

"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."

"My father once told me, ""Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."" Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father."

"Doctor Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!"

"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."

"What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town? Entering the friend zone."

"Looking for new roommates on Craigslist... ...is it too anal to ask whether or not they're into it?"

"What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican."

"My new year's resolution is to be more grammary and stop making up words."

"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."

"Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week."