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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show."
Next Joke
"I broke my can opener.... .... I guess it was a can't opener. Source: happened when I tried to open a can of soup this morning."
"What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist"
"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"
"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."
"Why did God invent the yeast infection? To show girls what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."
"movies never show the part in the ending where the hero drives into the sunset and has to pull down the visor"
"CW: What's for lunch; smells good! Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*"
"What did they change the name of the gay bar in Orlando to? No Pulse"
"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"