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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy cow? Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist"

"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"

"I can't believe I lost my candidacy for mayor of my hometown I kissed so many hands and shook so many babies."

"A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said ""It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."""

"Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'"

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"What's an epileptic's motto? Carpe diem."

"Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fucking me."

"How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."

"Vladimir Putin was recently late to a meeting He was really Russian"