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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."

"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."

"There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: ""CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"" - In movies: ""Lets go find him"" -___-"

"The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT."

"The insane really should be institutionalized. Trump for President"

"What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!"

"My poor dog hates going to the vet. But he just won't die."

"I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger... Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day."

"After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince."

"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."