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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? He had lost his contacts!"
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"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."
"What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !"
"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."
"Never Trust An Atom They make up everything"
"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""
"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."
"Last night my black colleague....... Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award. Luckily security stopped him at the door."
"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."
"My 17 yr old grandpa joined the navy during WWII b/c ""he figured if the boat got shot he'd drown, ¬ have to worry about any other stuff."""