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Joke of the Day
"What did they change the name of the gay bar in Orlando to? No Pulse"
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"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""
"Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal. The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats."
"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."
"Boss ""Are you high?"" If I was high could I do this? *opens a tube of Pringles and eats only 1 of them*"
"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."
"What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks? Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte"
"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."
"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."
"I like my women the same way I like my guns... Black and oily with a sensitive trigger."