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Joke of the Day

"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"

"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An extra electron"

"How does a solar system have a party? They planet"

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge door... It said, ""this is not working. I'm going to my mothers."" I opened the door. The light came on. The beer was cold. Just what in the hell did she mean?"

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Creepy. ""Creepy who?"" This is a nice bedroom you have."

"""Do you know how fast you were going?"" 75 in a 55. I'm sorry officer. ""Get out of the car."" *Cop cuddles driver* ""Stop doing this. I worry."""

"DATE: you smell so nice - what are you wearing? ME: Febreeze"

"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."

"A duck wearing a shoe walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey Duck, I think you lost a shoe"" says the duck: ""No, I found one"""

"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"