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Joke of the Day

"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."

"What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?..... ......There's twenty of them."

"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."

"I use bitcoin. That's my joke."

"A Jew walks by a penny"

"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"

"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."

"An employee saw his boss fucking a girl inside a car. Employee: ""Nice boss, you enjoying alone, when will it be my turn?"" Boss: ""After the girl"""

"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"

"I have been a prostitute for 40 years and I only have one piece of advice. Always enjoy the small things."