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Joke of the Day

"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."

"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."

"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"

"Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I knew should've put the oven on aloha setting."

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""what do you want?"". The horse, not understanding the English language, takes a shit on the floor and leaves."

"I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen."

"The region of Qatar that hasn't been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar."

"My sex life is like a Ferrari I don't have one :("

"Why do they call it a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits down there."