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Joke of the Day

"I use bitcoin. That's my joke."

"""At least 2017 can't be any worse than 2016"" Narrator: ""This is the most incorrect anyone has ever been"""

"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."

"Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That's weird I swear that I didn't hear her broomstick!"

"What is Chipotle most known for? - A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli"

"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"

"My good friend died having sex I guess you could say he came and went at the same time."

"LAUNDROMAT BLUES Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... His name is Chaz."