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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"

"Found in a bar in Charleston... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. * rim shot *"

"Sometimes It's nice just to sit with the person you love. But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all ""Why you at our table?"""

"It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you're like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives."

"For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer..."

"[reads chocoholic on tinder bio] Mmm I love chocolate, too [reads workaholic] I work a lot as well [reads catholic] I also am a cat addict"

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."

"When does a dog go ""moo"" ? When it is learning a new language !"

"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."

"Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes."