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Joke of the Day

"I have been a prostitute for 40 years and I only have one piece of advice. Always enjoy the small things."

"If I was a video game character, the 'B' button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations."

"What does an r/frog say? reddit, reddit"

"After many years, I have decided I no longer care where Waldo is because we do not have any sort of reciprocal relationship."

"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."

"Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, I say whatever floats your goat."

"What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff."

"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says ""get the fuck outta here"""

"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""