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Joke of the Day
"I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand"
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"Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn't have a ruler!"
"How many? How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!"
"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""
"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"
"They say we are created in Gods image. So does that mean he smells the toilet paper after wiping too?"
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."
"What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta."
"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a Women pushing it around."