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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"

"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."

"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"

"This guy says he rides a bike 20 miles a day, and then runs 5 miles a day too. Yo bro, you gotta get a car."

"I used to pretend that broccoli florets were treetops and I was a giant eating up the forest while my Dad pretended he had a manly son."

"[after tee ball game] Wife: we brought snacks for the kids. Me: [w/ mouthful of food] we did?!"