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Joke of the Day

"So a husband asked his wife if it was possible to feel happy and sad at the same time..... She responded that he had the biggest dick out of his brothers."

"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."

"Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate? Still nobody cares."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."

"What is Jared's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"

"The joke of 2016 Trump"

"what did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts!"

"Honey, I just won the lottery! -- Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack some suitcases! -- That's fantastic! Should I pack summer or winter clothing? -- I don't care, but I want you gone by tomorrow!"