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Joke of the Day
"What is Jared's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
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"How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car."
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"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"
"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."
"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."
"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"
"Bondage devotees trussed each other."
"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"
"How did Popeye buy long sleeve shirts?"