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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"
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"Donald Trump is so narcissistic... When he looks in the mirror, his pupils dilate"
"She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff."
"They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I love my d*ck! I don't want it to be sliced off by the women I cheated on..."
"What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."
"My cute kitten Aww, wrong sub."
"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."
"""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile"
"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."