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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
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"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"
"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""
"What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
"[to a straight couple] Which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian"
"Troll your friends by texting them a fake blinking ellipsis (""..."") http://imgur.com/3RM8yC2"
"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."
"Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square."
"*sees spider in the shower* Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy"
"Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning."