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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
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"There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives"
"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."
"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."
"Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups."
"In many ways Trump presidency is like one of your stupider Adam Sandler movies. Basically stupid, but sometimes funny. Ridiculous premise."
"Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood."
"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"
"Just heard that distinct ""baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor"" sound"
"I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues"