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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."
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"Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice."
"A mexican walks into a wall, what breaks first? His lawnmower. A jew runs into a wall, what breaks first? His nose."
"Apparently telling the principal that ""it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning"" was the wrong thing to say."
"What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee? Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday..."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."
"The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want."
"Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"