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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."
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"I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come."
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"My coworkers and I pitched in to buy Greece as a retirement gift for the boss.. We decided it was better than a $50 Applebee's gift card."
"What do Jewish couples do when they hang out netflix and shill"
"If you're going to boast non stop about your pregnancy at least give birth to something fun like a puppy, a bouncy castle or a bag of weed."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."
"How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? No clue. Too busy masturbating."
"Why is a violin difficult to play? Because it is fiddly!"
"Yo momma's privates are like Mars... It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it."