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"Mustaches: they're growing on you."
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"DOES HOLY WATER WORK ON OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN"
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"So the guy says when i die, burry me where i was born. then they burry him in his mothers pussy"
"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."
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