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Joke of the Day

"I'm thankful my wife harvested over $100,000 in potatoes on Farmville while I ate a grilled cheese for dinner & am sleeping on dirty laundry"

"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."

"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."

"On Reddit you get crucified for not checking your facts... But on Tumblr you get beheaded for not checking your privelage."

"What's the worst part about eating out an 80 year old? Depends"

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"

"People go to the bar hoping for two things...to get hammered or to get nailed."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it."

"What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love"

"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"