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Joke of the Day

"I'm thankful my wife harvested over $100,000 in potatoes on Farmville while I ate a grilled cheese for dinner & am sleeping on dirty laundry"

"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"

"A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Sees... (nsfw, I guess) ... a dog licking its balls. He says ""I wish I could do that"" and the bartender say ""Give him a biscuit, he might let you."""

"Did you hear about the escaped gang of Jamaican stabbers? Poky mon. Gotta catch em all."

"Directions: avoid contact with eyes ""It's Ok, Shampoo, I feel shy sometimes too."""

"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"

"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"

"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"

"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."