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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"

"The fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi"

"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"

"Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!"

"Laugh while you can, 2016... ...you're next."

"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

"There was an indecisive buddha... ...his mantra was 'ummmm'"

"My friends call me an attention whore, but that can't be true Just look at me!"

"At the end of each day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?'"