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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the escaped gang of Jamaican stabbers? Poky mon. Gotta catch em all."
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"""If anyone has any objections, speak now or- SHES LITERALLY A BANANA Groom: IS THIS TRUE EMMA? Best man: I f'kin KNEW she bruised too easily"
"I overclocked my computer processor this morning... The time advanced by one hour."
"Why were the coffee beans upset? Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure."
"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."
"Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up"
"I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"
"What do you call a melon with overbearing parents? cantaloupe ;)"
"I happily dad joked my fiance While on her way to work, she texted me saying she only put deodorant on one side. To which I replied, ""At least you won't smell half bad!"""