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Joke of the Day

"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"

"What does a subatomic duck say? ""Quark!"""

"Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever."

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism"

"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"

"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you don't even eat them?"

"2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party."

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... But it needs more work"

"Why did Captain Hook think Robin Williams death was funny? He likes dead-'Pan'..."

"Talk to your kids about drugs. Learn which drugs are cool rn. You don't wanna be a nerd parent"