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Joke of the Day

"Those of you wondering what its like to be married: Just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having..."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA TAA!!!"

"Why is there all this hate against necromancers? They are just trying to raise a family in peace."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash."

"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"

"Apparently my girlfriend is a lot like JIRA... They're REALLY good for creating issues."

"How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern."

"How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport? He got snowden."

"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."

"What did one strawberry say to the other? ""If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"""