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Joke of the Day

"Those of you wondering what its like to be married: Just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having..."

"I was informed last week that ""cheat day"" does not mean what I thought it did. In related news: Baby, sit down. I have to tell you somethin"

"Oral relief 'Darling, I want some.... Oral relief.' 'You mean you want a blowjob?' 'No, I just want you to shut up.'"

"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""

"My dad just gave me a toilet plunger as a house warming gift. Dads, they're always helpin you with shit "

"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."

"Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists"

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"

"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays. I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!"