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Joke of the Day
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """
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"GF asked me last night ""Do you even know why I like cherry coke??"" ""...because it's so delicious."""
"I got sacked from a job for smiling too much... I said, ""If I can't smile on the job, get yourself another undertaker."""
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"Why was Eric Clapton arrested? He was fingering A minor."
"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"
"The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations."
"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."
"Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story."