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Joke of the Day

"GF asked me last night ""Do you even know why I like cherry coke??"" ""...because it's so delicious."""

"Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he?"" ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"""

"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"

"What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? One sees a glass half full, the other doesn't care because the glass is going to fall and break anyways."

"Dear Oral-B You forget the J"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide? He jumped behind an oncoming train."

"You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad... at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account."

"Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song? Reach For The **Stats**."

"""A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest"" - George Carlin"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob"