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Joke of the Day
"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."
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"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"
"What did the farming professor say to his new students? ""Welcome to my field."""
"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."
"What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama? Squirming-ham"
"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"*looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame."
"Dear Liver: The holidays are almost over. Come on you can do this!"
"Old people smell weird because They are surrounded by hundreds upon thousands of skin cells that have fallen off of their bodies over the years. Dead... Like all of their friends..."