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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"
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"The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug? Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt"
"You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine"
"How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie"
"What do all battered women have in common? (In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen."
"(McDonald's bathroom) *pulls away from kissing* You're better than my mirror at home"
"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""