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Joke of the Day

"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."

"What was Alex Rodriguez's last hit? Who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport."

"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."

"What does a dominatrix say when she's late? ""Sorry I tied you up"""

"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now."

"I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended."

"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."

"A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened."

"Jewish pedophile what did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid walking down the street? Hey kid wanna buy some candy?"