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Joke of the Day

"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."

"What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !"

"Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!"

"What is not a truck crashing into people? Nice."

"Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded... at how gullible people on the internet are."

"Why did sexual frustration impede the development of mathematics in Ancient Greece? Because mathematicians in Ancient Greece couldn't get no irrational fraction . . ."

"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."

"Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table."

"Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."