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Joke of the Day

"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"

"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"

"Did you hear about the fat guy who spent his free time in a British casino? He heard it was a fast way to lose pounds."

"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"

"You seem like the type of person I might give my heart to, but as nervously as I'd be watching a drunk holding a newborn."

"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"

"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""

"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"

"For some reason I'm an extremely secretive person. Don't ask me why"

"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."