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Joke of the Day
"My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?"
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"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."
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"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it."
"Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it."