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Joke of the Day

"How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!"

"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."

"I've been doing so much cardio that I'm going to have a heart attack And my hearts gonna win."

"Are people with OCD upset that those letters aren't in alphabetical order?"

"I like my coffee like I like my women..... Ground up and stuck in the freezer."

"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."

"I feel bad for kids in wheelchairs. I bet they get pushed around a lot."

"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."

"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."

"facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces"