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Joke of the Day

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it."

"Jack is a big part of all of us. He's the best friend we've never had. We spend most of our time doing Jack shit, drinking Jack and Jacking off. Thanks for the memories."

"A man on his deathbed told his wife he would like to make love one last time... She replied ""I'm the one who has to get up in the morning!"""

"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."

"The filling in fortune cookies tastes like paper.."

"What do you call mexicans who are stoned? Baked beans."

"What's black and all over the place? Michael J Fox's signature."

"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."

"A doctor gave a man six months to live ... ... The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."

"Confucius say: Nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be Hungaryan."