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Joke of the Day

"Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar"

"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !"

"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist."

"This reminds me of a saying my dad used to tell me as a young boy growing up ""I hate you son"""

"Why are your eyes covered in ketchup? I'm often asked by people: ""Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"" So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20."

"I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores."

"What was the oak's favorite subject? Chemistree."

"Me: I've had this for 3 weeks & I'm still single! HomeDepot Clerk: ma'am, a stud finder is for the beams in your wall Me: that was unclear"