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"At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish."
"""Hello, this is Steve, my wife is listening."" - How I answer every phone call since my wife bought Bluetooth for my car."
"Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side..."
"What is a buddhist's favorite pizza? One with everything"
"My wife and i decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard..."
"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."
"What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs."
"Try saying ""I heaven this order"" three times. Nothing wrong if you do :)"
"New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex."