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Joke of the Day

"Funniest Joke Ever My life"

"I'd make a joke about albinism but... I'm afraid it would be off-color."

"Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker"

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"My ex-wife still misses me... ...BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"

"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"

"What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!"

"People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."

"I need Volcano puns Anyone have any good volcano puns that I can use?"

"When you've got bad hair and a chin zit all you can do is wear a low cut shirt and hope people look you in the tits instead of your face."