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Joke of the Day

"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."

"Do bouncers get paid in toothpicks or are they a part of their uniform, or what exactly is the deal here?"

"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."

"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."

"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."

"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"

"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."

"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"

"I bought a shower curtain on Amazon once and now every time I log in Amazon acts like I'm the guy who fucking loves buying shower curtains."

"what do you call a asian with one leg i lean"