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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it."
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"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""
"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"
"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"
"A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van."
"Why did the man become a baker? He kneaded the dough."
"My wife is like a piece of Sodium Carbide She's dangerous when wet"
"If the number 666 is considered evil... ...is the number 999 is considered LIVE?"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown And one says ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. - dead people"