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Joke of the Day

"-Give it to me straight doc. -You'll never walk again. -Now give it to me gay. -You'll never stroll merrily down the boardwalk again."

"Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing."

"My mom asked me what I was doing for Easter ... I said, ""Same as Jesus. Going out on Friday and coming back Sunday"""

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!"

"Did you hear? If the democratic candidate wins the white house... the president will be taking a pay cut. It works out to be about 22%."

"Roger Federer asked what the large silver dish was for. ""Seconds"", they replied."

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties."

"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos."