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Joke of the Day

"If your iPhone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you"

"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate his tits a lot."

"Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? It was corny."

"In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep."

"I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position."

"Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."

"Two men and one woman are in a plane crash, and they end up on a desert island. The men have sex with the woman for about a week, and one day they stop. Why? Her body was starting to smell."

"How much porn did Jared Fogle have on his computer? A pedobyte."

"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."