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Joke of the Day
"Why did Moses lead the Jews around the desert for 40 years? Because someone dropped a quarter."
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"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""
"Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?.... because they cant find the point."
"Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay)."
"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."
"Kristen Stewart is unable to be here today, so accepting the award on her behalf is this large bowl of cold mashed potatoes."
"Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe"
"How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another? Shoot one of them."
"Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord. Gsus"
"Today, a hobo called me a beautiful princess, but he pronounced it ""I KNOW YOU HAVE CHANGE, YOU STUPID CRACKER BITCH!""."