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Joke of the Day

"If men have man caves, why dont women have woman caves? They do, we just universally named it the kitchen many years ago."

"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."

"What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? A senpairate."

"How did they keep the pilot out of the cockpit? With an Allahu Lockbar."

"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""

"Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders."

"""Will he ever wake up?"" He's been in a coma for 3 weeks but watch this. *starts playing Pitbull* *patient wakes up to turn off the music*"

"Why are people without converse shoes dangerous? Because they own none chucks."

"My wife's cooking is so bad I usually pray after food."

"I love Animals They are deeeeeeelicious."