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Joke of the Day

"[2 dead cats on ground] Cat Detective: Curiosity killed them but how...*dies* ~later~ [3 dead cats on ground] Cat Detective II: How di...*dies*"

"A pirate walks into a bar.... The bartender looks at him and says, 'Sir, you have a steering wheel down your pants.' The pirate replies, 'Arghh, and its driving me nuts.'"

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."

"I can't pull rabbits out of a hat... But I can pull hares out of my ass!"

"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."

"Him: Boo! Me: Did you just call me your Boo? Him: I was scaring you! Me: Mission accomplished. *backs away*"

"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"

"Q: What lottery did the broom win? A: The sweepstakes."

"What do you call an ill-tempered German? A sour kraut."

"There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker."