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Joke of the Day

"My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta."

"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""

"The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself ""do I want to see it?"" If you do, it's not on Netflix."

"How many black people do you need to start a riot? Negative 1."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Damn"

"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight"

"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."

"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourette's. The librarian says, ""Fcuk off, you cunt."" The man says, ""Yep, that's the one."""

"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."