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Joke of the Day
"Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy? Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time."
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"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."""
"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk in to a bar. And he orders a drink."
"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"
"What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending? I can't find the twine."
"Why are crosses not in fashion? They're too God-y"
"I cheated on my girlfriend once We were playing monopoly and while she wasn't looking I took some of her money. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."
"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*"
"What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit? Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"