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Joke of the Day

"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"

"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"

"My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said ""Dont you mean an African American computer?"" and he replied ""Stop being so PC"""

"I entered my 10 best puns into a joke competition, hoping they'd win ... No pun in ten did"

"If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle Whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade."

"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"

"A dyslectic man entered a Bra."

"I put my underwear on like anyone else. Backwards, two legs in one hole, falling down then decide it's easier to go without."

"Man bumps into my shoulder ""You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"""

"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."