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Joke of the Day

"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"

"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."

"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you next Friday."

"Sorry I missed your funeral, but in my defense, you're not coming to mine."

"Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft."

"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."

"Went to the doctors and told him l was suffering from premature ejaculation. He asked how does your wife feel about it? I said she took it on the chin the first time but now its getting on her tits..."

"I don't understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites."

"harry potter and the prisoner of society"