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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"
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"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What is red and hurts when you bite it? A Brick."
"What do you think Mozart is doing right now? Decomposing."
"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"
"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"
"What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!"
"What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and yelled ""Who slept with my wife?"" and in the background someone replied ""You ain't got enough bullets."""
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it."